The Last Newspaper in the World - Copyright Mick Stone, BMS Books, 5 High Street, Rotorua 3010, New Zealand

 

Chapter 1 ALBATROSS

 

Gordon poked the dead bird with a piece of driftwood. I stood opposite him in my wet suit leaning on my surfboard. The gull was an albatross, larger than a seagull. Finding the big bird dead on our beach was unusual and, I suppose, interesting.  

 

‘Albatrosses don’t just fall out of the sky,’ I said, as Gordon gave the bird a tentative prod with the twisted stick. 

 

Gordon had been out for his morning walk before opening up his café across the road from the beach. 

 

‘Yes, and you can see how its wing is broken,’ he said. 

 

I leaned down and turned the bird.  It tumbled awkwardly from one side to the other, its big grey and white feathers dull and covered in the sand. Lying there on its back, one huge wing outstretched and the other at an L-shape, the albatross almost looked surprised at its fate. 

‘It’s against the law to kill albatrosses, isn’t it?’ I asked. 

 

‘It’s a mollymawk; not quite an albatross, but yeah and besides, it’s bad luck.’

 

Gordon stood back and threw the stick into a streak of white water creeping up the beach.

‘I’d better go and open up,’ he said, turning to walk up to the dunes.

 

The broken bird came to mind again when another albatross landed near where I was sitting on my board in the surf.  The onshore wind made the surf rough and difficult to ride.  I liked it like that.  Nobody else out, tough conditions and the occasional stand-up wave.

 

Once I fought my way out through the grey storm surf I could turn around out the back and look in at the chaos as wave after wave crashed in no particular pattern.  Patience.  Don’t let the thunder of energy crashing down the beach push you into a taking off early and ending up in that dishwasher.  So I was sitting out there alone, waiting for the wind to drop and a set to form up into some kind of shape, when the albatross dropped into the water nearby. 

 

It was alone, most seagulls having flown inland or dotted along the long, white wet sandy of the beach, facing into the wind.  Seeing that mollymawk could have been interpreted as some sort of omen, if I was into that sort of thing.  Now looking at the big bird floating nearby, I was reminded how ugly the other bird had seemed on land and in death and yet how confident the mollymawk seemed sitting next to me in the storm waves.  I must seem the ugly one out here and the one most at risk from a flip of the waves.  The bird suddenly unleashed its wings and ran across the surface of the water before taking off.  Alerted, I looked around and saw the sea changing shape as the wind had now died and waves formed into a set behind me.  The first two waves passed as I paddled hard to get over them, and I could see the last waves were going to close out the bay, so I turned and grabbed the third wave.  Really, there wasn’t much of a face but it was enough to get up good speed before the wave broke and engulfed me as I fell flat to hang on the board for the ride in.  A small flight and quite insignificant compared to the mollymawk.

 

As I stood in the shallows, with the outgoing tide pulling hard against my legs, I could see somebody waving on shore.  It was starting to rain quite heavily and the torrent had forced my hair over my eyes but through the curtain of drops I could see Angelique.  I looked back out to the waves and could see the surf had even in that short time reverted to mush.  Down the beach, I could now see the mollymawk being pulled out from the shore by an outgoing rip.  More white water was pouring in and, as I lay on my board, I saw Angelique waving again.  I picked up my board and forced my legs through the outgoing stream of the tide, gave her a small wave of my hand and ran through the shallows as the rain got heavier.  Even as the rain started to pepper the sand I thought how beautiful Angelique was and how I felt about her.  Out of reach, of course, because she was living with a friend of my dad’s, Bernard, or Bernie as we called him.  A grumpy old shit as I called him, Bernie was always rarking me up and although it was hard not to like him, it was equally difficult not to be slightly jealous.  All this in the few seconds it took to reach Angelique.  She had already turned her back on the sea as she waited for me.  She wasn’t one of the current tiny beauties with long blonde hair – instead deep black hair bobbed on a cheeky round face. 

 

Round kind of described her rather than slim.  She was wrapped in a raincoat, and was probably one of the few people to wear gumboots to the beach.  I reached her and she turned slightly towards me, her hair dampened down and her face turned up to me, and she called out into the wind

 

‘Bill, your father called.  He’s been trying to reach you urgently.  Called you on your phone but…’ and shrugged.

 

 ‘Hi, thanks I’ll get changed and give him a call.  Do you reckon I can get a drink?’ 

 

‘Of course, but call your father first, it sounded urgent.’ 

 

We walked up through the sandhills to the roadside and Angelique crossed over to Gordon’s Seaside Store and Café.  I threw my board in the back of my car, got out of my wet suit and changed in the shelter of boot door as the rain eased.  ‘Urgent’, everything was urgent for dad.  He owned what he liked to describe as ‘The Last Newspaper in the World’.  Of course it wasn’t, the last newspaper in the world, but he argued a good point as more and more local newspapers were merged into national newspapers, which themselves dissolved into media groups.  Sometimes it did look like dad was the last independent newspaper owner, if not in the world at least in our niche as his contemporaries disappeared from the scene.  I had tried to persuade the old man to get out of the business or at least go digital with The Coast Courier.  Dad would pop another peppermint – he was constantly trying to give up smoking – and look at me as though there was something important I didn’t understand.

I rang dad from the café as Angelique made my coffee.  The phone was answered with a ‘where are you?  We’ve got an urgent on and you’re fucken missing in action.’ 

 

Swearing was second nature to dad, particularly when he was getting heated about something.  He used to control it in what he called ‘mixed company’ and although the language used to shock parents of school friends, my mates thought it was a laugh.

 

‘What’s up Harry,’ I said evenly.  I had to drop the dad thing at work. 

 

‘Oh, just a small matter of a dead body found out at Paroa.  Where are you?’ 

 

‘Just having a coffee and then I’ll come in.’  ‘Nah, go straight out there and see what’s happening.  It’s down the Drain Road.’ 

 

‘Right, cheerio.’ 

 

‘Now don’t fuck around with this.’

 

I went back to my table.  Angelique had delivered my long black.  ‘Hadn’t you better get going?  That sounded urgent,’ she said as she sat down opposite me.

 

‘Yeah, I guess so.  I just want to stay here and flirt with you.’  Her round face reddened and she frowned as she looked up at me as I stood up. 

 

‘Well, I don’t think Bernie would like that would he,’ she said, her eyebrows going down.  I shrugged and leant over to kiss her. 

 

‘Oi,’ Ronny called out from behind the bar.  ‘Bill Brown, leave her alone young feller, I don’t want any of that carry on in here.’ 

 

Angelique laughed and gave me a quick kiss on the cheek.  ‘You’d better go, or we’ll both be in trouble.’

 

Outside the rain had dropped to a light drizzle.  The tide was pretty much out now and the surf had gone to mush.  The road ran along the beach front.  Along the same side of the street as the café, houses were mostly closed up for winter and motels had hopeful ‘vacancy’ signs posted.  Spray from the stormy sea gave the whole place a real closed out look.  I drove along the gap between the land and sea and thought about the big gull and how it ran along the waves to fly.  How, briefly, I felt I was flying as I dropped down into the wave.  The bird briefly flew past me and seemed to wink as it dipped then rose over the wave behind me.  I turned the car away from the beach and drove over the hill to Paroa, with that sad feeling I always had when I left the beach and confronted reality.

 

During summer, the fields around Paroa shimmered.  Maize crops were the mainstay for farmers in the area.  As the summer’s heat grew more intense, the crop was transformed into fields of gold.  Today, however, it was mid-winter and the fields were in stubble, a kind of lifeless grey.  Paroa had once been a swamp and although drains now ran out to the river, the area was still prone to flooding as nature once again tried to regain what it had lost.

 

The police had a roadblock up and I pulled over onto the edge of the road, careful not to get too close to the drain.  I got out of the car, silently swearing as I saw the group of cops.  The sergeant was Norm Stead.  He had a face resembling a hammer and probably was at times.  His muscular body could be taken for that of a body builder but it was all natural – he’d always been a big prick.  Standing next to him was Jimmy Tatua.  I’d been at school with Jimmy and we gave each the nod. 

 

‘Took yer time,’ Stead said.  He had a surprisingly high voice for such a big man. 

 

‘Well Norm I knew you’d have it all under control,’ I replied.  Stead didn’t bite, which was unusual, and just muttered ‘Sergeant Stead to you arsehole.’ 

 

‘Bill, you need us more than we need you right now,’ Jimmy said. 

 

We backed off and Stead gave me a look, with a kind of smile that even now I wonder if I should have paid more attention to at the time.  Remembering Harry’s urging, I got down to business. 

 

‘So Mr Stead, what’s happening?  You’ve got a body, right?’

 

 

 

 

 

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The Last Newspaper in the World

By Mick Stone

 

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